Last night, Jack and I ventured into the depths of Microcenter. Good deals aside (as Jack puts it, “it’s as cheap as the internet”) the place is notoriously creepy for all women who enter, and I make sure to stick close to Jack every time; nearly every female in the store can be seen literally clinging to their better halves.
Never one of my favorite adventures, last night went like this:
Jack [looking at wireless whats-its]: Let’s talk about specs…
Kate: …baby?
Jack: What?
Kate: …Let’s talk about you, and me?
[blank stare]
Kate: See what I did there? Eh?…C’mon, it was funny.
Microcenter Employee [attempting to be helpful]: That’s a great nailpolish color!
Kate: Oh, thanks!
Microcenter Employee: …I look at hands all day.
And on that note, some relevant Salt N Pepa for your day.
(image credit: Splotchy)
